Merry Fxxxing Christmas

I dislike Christmas. Well, let me rephrase that. I loathe the commercialism, the music, the pressure, all the nitpicky little REQUIREMENTS surrounding this now-Hallmark holiday.
Did this pic ages ago. Ballpoint.

I now resign myself Scrooge-dom.

How can anyone love a holiday, where an overweight geriatric man in a red pantsuit comes bounding into your house in the middle of the night, to leave you gifts you only dreamed of ever receiving? Talk about a creepy stalker.
Didn't your mother ever tell you not to take candy from strangers?

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